To & Fro(m)

Here’s to the end of my Spring ‘10 semester, and a week of summer before I go back to school.
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Dear Women In Politics class,
I hate you, overwhelmingly. You made me stress out (a lot) and made me buy useless books. If I don’t get an A, you were a complete waste of my time. However, if I do get an A, thanks for the GPA boost.
TTFN, The girl in the front row who does not like to read your books.
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Dear Einstein Bros. Bagels,
I love you forever. Your Cookie's ‘n Cream blender was the highlight of my Spring ‘10 semester. See you on May 3rd.
Forever grateful, Girl whose name you memorized and wrote on her receipt.
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Dear boy-who-looks-like-RPatts,
My boyf. does not like you, and frankly, neither do I, but I will forgive you because you look like RPatts. You even have the stupid vampire look splattered all over your face.
P.S. I saw a boy who looks like Taylor Lautner, maybe I’m living in a Stephenie Meyer novel, crap.
Signed, not-Bella-just-Jenny.
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Dear Wednesdays,
I will miss all of our quality time together. I will not miss the 12 hours I would spend in school. I will plan better next time.
Here’s to more peace of mind and relaxation, Girl who lived in Library.
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Dear Summer Tuition,
PAY YOURSELF!
‘nuff said, peace out!
Signed, girl who will be broke after you.
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Dear 21st Birthday,
I have been waiting for you my entire life! While I am NOT an alcoholic, there is a bottle of vodka under my kitchen sink that has been sitting there for 2 months waiting for me to open it. I hope I enjoy you 21st birthday. I hope I have fun. I hope I don’t end up mad and frustrated like years past.
Anticipating your arrival, the birthday girl.
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Therapy may just be a good idea. ;D